Live Like a $30,000 Millionaire? Lease a Condo at The Residences at the Ritz-Carlton

Wouldn’t you just love to have an address that says, “Ritz” without actually OWNING it? Talk about the $30,000 Millionaire! Maybe there is one, maybe there are two, but there are no more units at the chi chi Residences at the Ritz-Carlton Dallas available for lease. That’s why you want to walk, not run, in your best $200 Nikes to catch this unit #904, a one-bedroom, one and a half bath on floor nine that has a twin in the same building: the stunning red and black decked out Carleton Varney suite.

Yes, that’s the same floor-plan. Sorry folks, that unit is long sold, but Mr. Varney would be happy to do another!

You get 1375 square feet, a patio, great gourmet cooking kitchen with wine cooler, pantry, laundry room, hefty closet space with shelves, and all the yummies that living at the Residences at the Ritz-Carlton offers: two-car garage space, Concierge, Valet, Fitness Center ,Wine Storage, Private Pool, Spa, Fearings, Security, Housekeeping, Hotel Room Service, Pet Park, and Storage Unit. All this for $5,500 a month! Makes a perfect Dallas pied a terre for your urban second home, too. Contact Sanders Avrea at Allie Beth Urban, Allie Beth Allman & Associates.

Speaking of $30,000 millionaires, y’all do know the producers of Jersey Shore, The Osbournes, and Punk’d are planning to shoot a show in Dallas based on people (mostly guys) striving to maintain upscale lifestyles via maxed-out credit cards and other clever coping mechanisms of “faking it till you make it”:

We are in search of Dallasites making less than $40k a year who are clever, creative, and resourceful enough to live like rock stars on a shoestring budget for an all new television series! Despite the bad economy, you have a pimpin’ ride, you’re dressed to the nines, and can make it on the guest list at the hottest clubs in town. How do you do it? Show the rest of the world how to “fake it until you make it!”