1233 Spyglass Drive viewLast Thursday, I was treated to a reception at 3622 Edgewater in such a special Uptown location, and such a stunning home, I came home and started thinking about selling my own place.

Then I checked my fertility.

Now if you know me, I do this about three or four times a week — think about selling my own home, (not my fertility) – especially after paying property taxes, which I did last week. I thought I was very well behaved this year. Got on line, charged them,  did not break any windows this year, did not bore you with my cursing!

Jarrad BarnesBack to 3622 Edgewater, marketed by Jarrad Barnes and Tricia Weiner: this house is stunning and sexy as hell. I would not be surprised if a few agents who attended the par-tee end up preggers in a week or so. We were all in the master shower with our wine — well, it WAS hot — and we had six of us nestled in there quite comfortably. The shower is larger than the rooftop car wash shower at The Joule.

3622 Edgewater group showerThe contemporary architecture of this three-story townome has an incredibly high-end interior finish out with three bedrooms, 3 and a half baths, 4 outdoor areas and a stunning rooftop deck. I will be on the deck for the fourth of July. Giving you notice, whoever buys this home: I’ll squat for a day seize your home on July 4 for a party on that patio.

Walk in to a beautiful sleek garden and side yard with a bubbling spa and water wall. This floor has the oversized two-car garage, one bedroom and bath. Up you go to the main floor — sunken over- the -top kitchen, living room, power room and dining. Head up to floor three — oh, knees hurting? No problem, there is an elevator to all three floors and the rooftop. I felt not one pang of claustrophobia inside, either. The bedroom floor is home to a magnificent master bedroom with great downtown views, huge bathroom with car wash shower, mammoth closet space, fireplace. Another bedroom on this floor. Then you take the elevator up to the roof deck and take in the city of Dallas from a vantage point in Northern Hills that actually has hills, trees, and other real items of nature! More photos coming soon of this property and you will be drooling. I promise. 2800 square feet. Priced at $1,350,000. And I want it!

Oh, I am saving you so much money today with this listing you’ll be able to buy a second home in Miami or Costa Rica. Nice Uptown location here with this great starter condo, perfect for a single gal or guy. Seller is so motivated he is offering a full six months of paid HOA dues ($139 per month) at closing — now that’s an offer! The spacious one bedroom, one bath at 4111 Cole (#32) is 682 square feet and decked out. Get this: Carerra marble countertops, wood floors, stainless steel appliances and even a wood burning fireplace. The kitchen has oodles of counter space and includes a breakfast bar, pantry, and desk for home office needs. The back balcony  has downtown views and great sunsets. The community includes a pool and hot tub with a deck, grill and lounge chairs that make Texas summers survivable. Gated,  secure covered parking, near Cole Park, tennis courts, The Katy Trail and even a dog park. Reduced to $115,000 from $129,900, the last unit in the building for sale and like I said, a little incentive of those HOAs paid up for six months. Call  Jennifer Shindler at Dave Perry-Miller and go for it! I mean,with rates this low you may not see a lick of appreciation but your payment will be secure and this baby will be your’s!