Mimi Perez

Mimi Perez is a freelance writer and photographer for CandysDirt.com who lives in the Elm Thicket/Northpark neighborhood located in northwest Dallas.

Swearing Off Pirate Ship Motif Homes was ARRRRguably a Bad Idea with this Vegas Home

By Mimi Perez / February 19, 2025 /

Over the past couple of years, many stories have been written about homes that have a ship theme. Now the majority of these were of a pirate ship motif but there was one where someone built a house that looked like the Mayflower. That was their goal at least. The owners loved this house soooo…

Forget Valentine’s. It’s Time to Celebrate Galentine’s Day With Your BFFs

By Mimi Perez / February 13, 2025 /

While my 20-something-year-old daughter was earning her undergrad degree, I happened to ask her if she and her friends were doing anything for Valentine’s Day. “Momma, we don’t do Valentine’s Day. We do Galentine’s Day.” I stood corrected and intrigued. I believe my retort was, “What the hell is Galentine’s Day?” Galentine’s Day = Ovaries Before…

Bring the Crosses and Garlic Because This NJ Horror Home Will Jeebie Your Heebies

By Mimi Perez / February 12, 2025 /

There are times when the opening description of a home does not do it justice. “Investor Special! Builder’s Dream! Needs a major rehab” is the opening line to the home featured in this week’s column. The listing agent clearly left off: “Would make a great location for a horror movie.” This is a more accurate…

New York Home Makes For a Great Joke With a President, a Mermaid and a Rock Star

By Mimi Perez / February 5, 2025 /

“A president, a mermaid, and a rock star walk into a bar …” Actually they would walk into the house featured in this week’s column but let me tell you, a bar is a great second choice because this house is next to the station where the Crazytown Express makes daily stops. Yeah baby, let…

This Steampunk Cali Home Will Scare the Dickens Out of You

By Mimi Perez / January 29, 2025 /

A couple of years back the Gusman and I invited some good friends to go experience Dickens on the Strand in Galveston. We were all looking for a way to jump start the Christmas spirit. Gus and I had gone with our young nephews 20 years earlier and it was great. Jacob Marley walking around…