Forget Pittsburgh, This Cute Little Pennsylvania Home Will Have You Packing and Moving to Pinksburgh

The ability to implement mind over matter is a superpower. Mind over matter allows you to escape reality so that whatever you are dealing with doesn’t seem so horrible. Take the house in this week’s column as an example. It’s located in Pittsburgh, a town known primarily for its rust.

Before the Pittsburgh fans come out of the woodwork, read that gif again and admit that it speaks the truth. We’re here for you. But I digress.

Back to the house in question. It’s located in Pittsburgh, or in the case of the owner, Pinksburgh. Yeah, that’s right. Mind over matter, superpower engage!!!

It’s delightfully refreshing, is it not? And what, you thought I was joking about Pinksburgh? You should know better by now. I am not that creative.

I dare say, the only way to live in Pittsburgh, oh wait, Pinksburgh, is with an overabundance of disco balls hanging from the ceiling.

The kitchen is nothing but fun.

I understand that the first instinct is to flinch at the wallpaper, but remember, mind over matter. The barstools and rug pull it all together. It’s fabulous.

Honestly, is it ever wrong to have a mannequin head with a pink, frilly cowgirl hat on top of the fridge? You want to know what’s on top of my fridge? Some rawhide bones for Hazelberg and a BB gun. None of that is even close to being as fun as a frilly, pink, cowgirl hat on a mannequin head.

This Pinksburgh home is just a little more than 700 square feet in size, so the bedrooms make good use of the space and the color pink.

The only thing this house is missing is flamingos. If you’ve read my column more than once, you know I absolutely love flamingos.

Yeah baby, that’s what I’m talking about.

If anything requires mind over matter, it is a one-bathroom house. The only time the reality of Pittsburgh creeps back in is when you go outside.

It needs more pink, but all things being considered, it’s not bad. It could always be worse. This home could be in Philly.

You’re welcome, Dallas.

Located in Pittsburgh’s Troy Hill neighborhood, this home is listed for $139,900.