Stay Inside This Fluffy 6-Ton Idaho Potato With a Spa-Like Bathroom Made Out of a Silo. Seriously.

Quick, somebody go check on Idaho. They have gone a little cray cray and need some help.

I know. Idaho and cray cray are not words you would not expect to see in a sentence together. I mean, it’s Idaho. Idahoans are the most sensible people on earth. I will say it again, it is Idaho.

The only thing that can explain it is that Idaho is taking a chapter out of its fellow western state, California, and it is putting its crazy on the front porch, with a glass of ice-cold sweet tea, for everyone to see.

Stop scratching your head. Believe what your eyes are telling you. Your eyes do not lie. You are looking at a potato.

This recycled 6-ton potato has traveled on the back of a semi to 48 states for seven years. In other words, this potato is more well-traveled and has seen more of this country than actual humans.

In its retirement from the Idaho Potato Commission’s Big Idaho Potato Tour, this tater is now resting on 400 acres of good ol’ Idaho farmland, just south of downtown Boise. So there’s that.

While not for sale, you can rent this spud for overnight visits. Depending on the time of year, this potato rents anywhere for $150 to $300 per night.

“Allow for stylish private comfort and amenities such as power outlets for your electronic devices, a mini fridge, old records to play, and a custom-built bed.” All this in a potato. In. A. Potato. You see why I had to write about this now, don’t you?

This reformed silo is your spa-like bathroom. I know, I know. I can not believe I wrote that either. That may be a first in the history of real estate writing. Like I said at the beginning, cray cray.

You can soak in the cowboy tub while looking up at the stars. You know, like at a spa.

Okay, so staying in a fluffy Idaho potato is not doing it for you? I have something that will melt you like a pat of butter on a piping hot tater. Are you ready?

Let me introduce you to Dolly the jersey cow. That sweet girl is your personal pet for your stay. I will say, Dolly the cow is the most normal thing about this property. I’d pay $500 per night just to spend time with Dolly. It’s called priorities, people.

So yeah, there we go. Idaho.

Get more information on staying at the Big Idaho Potato Hotel located outside of Boise, Idaho.