Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, We’re Not Exactly Lovin’ It

One of the first things a stager or Realtor will tell you when you go to list your house is that you should remove things that are “taste-specific,” which is why we’re not uh, lovin’ this week’s Wednesday WTF listing from Rockville Center, New York.

You see, while we’re all for personality, this otherwise perfect listing has a few things that should’ve been perhaps removed before taking some listing photos.

There are a lot of great things about this house.

For instance, it has great curb appeal.

It has some great living areas and formals.

And it has a lovely deck and pool, and a really fun game room.

But this house? Whoever lives in this house loves fast food, and isn’t afraid to demonstrate that love … repeatedly.

I mean, they’re really lovin’ it.

For instance, you might think at first blush, “Wow, what a great kitchen.”

But then you look closer …

And uh, closer …

And in the living room, Ronald himself sits for a chat with a … giraffe?

And just in case you think the devotion is only for McDonald’s, no, this household is not shy about loving all forms of fast food, as seen in this bedroom, and the additional signage in the kitchen and hall.

And if you think the listing language cleared up this love of french fry grease, you’d be wrong:

“Old Canterbury Section in Northwest side of Village, Hewitt Elementary, Private Backyard Oasis with an In-ground vinyl heated salt-water pool on .25 acre lot 175′ deep. 12 Room Contemporary Colonial 7 bedrooms 4 baths (with 5 bedrooms on 2nd floor and 2 on the main level), LR w/fireplace, FDR, Modern EIK Sandstone Counters Wolf plus breakfast room and baths, oversized family room extension. Full finished basement 1/2 bath. Direct access from 2 car attached garage. Primary roof is approximately 22-years old. Lower roof 2 to 3 years old including replacement of 5 skylights in kitchen & den replaced the motorized shades. Gas baseboard hot water heat plus Radiant heat in the kitchen and master bath 5 zones. 2 panels 200 amp service each, 2 zone CAC, liner 3 years old, gas heated.”

But all in all, looks like a good buy with a lot of room for more. Buy this bad boy and find yourself a Hamburglar.

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