What do Batman’s Fortress, Snoop Dogg’s Party Pad, and Princess Charlotte’s Ponies all have in Common? 626 Rainbow Drive!

Some days, the internet giveth. And today, she really didn’t hold back.

This property description for 626 Rainbow Drive by Dave Perry-Miller Real Estate (hat tip: D Magazine) is life-giving. Nowhere else will you find allusions to Princess Charlotte (so dear to our hearts), James Bond, and Snoop Dogg all coming together to recommend a piece of real estate. It’s an utter delight. But you can judge for yourself.

Bond, and you like it shaken not stirred quote but you do what you want, so you might stir this one up. You’re Batman, and demand your elegant seclusion. Surrounded by a sheer Austin stone bluff and dynamic running creek, your exquisite fortress provides respite from the bustling city nearby. You’re Snoop Dogg and you like to throw some serious celebrations. On your 2 Acre estate, you can make a little noise, build a banging pool, and look up at the stars, long into the night. You’re Princess Charlotte and you like to jump ponies. Oh, yes Princess, you may bring a pony too! Elegantly updated, and defined by nature, whatever your dream, this most enviable East Kessler Estate is your fantasy come true.

I love picturing whoever wrote this sitting at a laptop thinking, ‘Can I say, ‘build a banging pool’? You know what? Today, I can!’ And God bless them for it.

Of course, such an extraordinary description would never do for an ordinary house. Folks would just roll their eyes. But this is no ordinary house. It’s a magical estate worthy of Double-Oh-Seven or a pint-sized member of British royalty. Have a looksee.