Tuesday night’s Oak Lawn Committee (OLC) meeting might not have had armed police in attendance, but there were some interesting goings on. The two worth chatting about were Hillwood’s evolving plans for 3001 Turtle Creek (corner of Turtle Creek and Cedar Springs) and a proposed Starbucks at Oak Lawn and Congress (southeast-ish corner). I call 3001 Turtle Creek “evolving” because when asked when they wanted to break ground, the reply was, “when we get a tenant.”
But, since I know my readers, let’s start with a soupçon of hypocrisy … Starbucks … and end with a humorously gutsy ask … from Hillwood.
Not being a coffee person, I don’t understand the need for yet another Starbucks a mere four blocks from the one on Rawlins and Oak Lawn Avenue which also happens to be four blocks from the one at Lemmon and Knight … hmmm, every four blocks. However, I do get their desire for a drive-thru window. Whereas I’d walked to the meeting, many an American uses their car window as a food chute.
Yes, it’s the prettiest little Starbucks you’ve ever seen, and yes, they’ve made a lot of concessions to the neighborhood … all good. No issues there. The hypocrisy comes from the people.
First, the paid representative for Starbucks is former city council member Angela Hunt, the same paid Angela Hunt who’s on “Team Downzone” battling development … a … block … away. The talk track against Toll Brothers is in large part “traffic concerns” (or more likely The Plaza owners’ view blockage). So Hunt is A-OK with the traffic generated by an estimated 800+ cars visiting Starbucks each day but not the traffic from residents of the Toll Brothers project … a … block … away? A project that at last count had 271 units that would generate less traffic than the Starbucks she’s supporting … a … block … away.
You may be thinking that Toll Brothers impacts smaller neighborhood side streets while Starbucks is on a main drag. BUT, the latest plan … supported by Hunt and many of the same neighbors against Toll Brothers … forces Starbucks traffic through those same side streets. How?
The only way to enter or exit Starbucks will be via a right turn. The proposed entrance/exit is too close to the intersection to allow left turns in or out.
(See map above) At Oak Lawn, Congress Avenue is misaligned, creating a jog as you cross Oak Lawn. To cram more cars into the drive-thru, there will be no Starbucks entrance on Congress (hailed by some residents).
The only “legal” entrance and exit will be east-ish, going away from I-35E towards Cedar Springs Road. Anyone wanting to legally enter or exit going towards I-35E will have to swirl through the neighborhood to enter and exit. The most likely path will be to circle the block either to the north or south of Oak Lawn. When jittery drivers figure out that route’s congested, they’ll just start their swirl further away on other side streets … and again, the neighbors support this instead of an entrance on Congress.
The plan is to place bumps in the middle of Oak Lawn … just like the “city-titties” in front of Kroger on Cedar Springs … and five minutes standing there is all you need to know about their effectiveness. In fact, so many cars have run over the bumps to make illegal turns, they’ve been largely broken. Between the block-circlers and bump-jumpers, the intersection will become more dangerous than it needs to be.
Let’s not forget, Starbucks in general will create more traffic than Toll Brothers … and again, this is supported by the same paid representatives and neighbors who both continue to fight Toll Brothers under the guise of traffic concerns. Can I get a “BS” on that?
Please don’t misconstrue this as a ding on Starbucks. It’s an exposure of hypocrisy and an illustration that paid opinions are exactly that. How much do you want to bet that the Downzoners use the increased traffic from Starbucks as an argument for downzoning?
Perot and Hillwood: Keeping up with the Sitkorskys
I’ve written before that developers hike to the OLC to present their Christmas wish list of above-zoning wants for their new project. The Hillwood project at 3001 Turtle Creek is an elegant curtain of a building the Perots plan to construct to improve the view out the windows of their new compound across Turtle Creek. And for this, I thank them. The only pity is they couldn’t completely shroud us all from the bland blob that is the Gallery at Turtle Creek apartments located directly in back of the proposed building. As a side note, any readers under 50 years old will likely live long enough to see that slapped-up box be torn down … and unfortunately the years of dilapidation that will precede its removal.
Anyway, the Perot wish list is relatively small and fairly common-sense concerning signature restaurants, setbacks, and parking options. The OLC pushed back for more detail on valet parking and how to keep traffic from stacking up on side streets. No biggie, everyone pretty happy … especially with the proposed acre of landscaping on the front lawn.
Out pops a proposal to place a helipad on the roof. It was like watching a wonderful movie only to have the hero fart in the last scene … you’re not sure if you should laugh, which pretty much sums up the OLC’s reaction.
In Dallas, where would one go in a helicopter? Not home. To the airport? A helicopter to whisk you four miles to Love Field to board your private Gulfstream 650ER? Or maybe the 40 miles to Hillwood-managed Alliance Airport?
At any rate, I can’t imagine the safety of having a VTOL in the Love Field flight path any more than I can imagine it in this largely residential area. (Although it would be one in the eye for the much unloved … and not just by me … Gallery at Turtle Creek apartments.)
Apparently, heli-commuting is the latest checkbox for the wealthy in traffic clogged cities like Los Angeles and Sao Paulo … and even then all it does is annoy everyone nearby. But Dallas traffic isn’t in the same universe as those places (in many respects.)
This request is about boys’ toys and bragging rights … and giving the OLC a chance to eye-roll … because sure as I’m sitting here, Hillwood isn’t getting a helipad any more than Santa’s dropping off my pony.
But ya know, A+ for gutsy … and keep building pretty things.
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