Austin Agent Sean McCormack Discovers the Literal Side of "House Porn" As He Tours Austin Homes For Sale

You’ll have to jump for the video and details, but this is just about the craziest thing I have ever seen about Austin homes for sale!

I am going to let the video do the explaining, but here’s my breakdown:

– Who puts two toilets right next to one another without any kind of divider? Did this homeowner want to have conversations with their spouse while they were both indisposed?

– A large anthropomorphic pig is just creepy wherever you may think to put it, but I am sure it will run afoul of neighbors if you have it staring into their backyard.

– WHAT IS A TREE DOING IN THE KITCHEN?

– Someone needs to do a better job of hiding their copy of “Trisexual Adventures 2.” I’m just sayin’.

– Nothing turns off a prospective buyer faster than a fake crying child. Not even “Trisexual Adventures 2.”

The video was posted by Austin real estate agent Sean McCormack (left), who, besides having a wicked sense of humor, is absolutely in love with Austin after having lived in the city for 15 years.

“These were taken 3-plus years ago all over Austin,” McCormack said. “I saw too much porn and guns haphazardly laid out in listings that I knew I had to document it (and eventually I did). All of these homes, with the exception of the doll crying on the ottoman, are from central-ish Austin. The doll was up in Round Rock. Everything was under $250,000, except for the doll house which was in the 400k range.

“I guess sellers have actually watched an episode of any show on HGTV over the past couple of years because I really haven’t seen anything too interesting lately,” he added.

Still, who would have two toilets next to one another? McCormack has his own ideas about that:

“I pictured a sweet old couple helping each other with crosswords and sudokus on the double toilets,” he said. “There would be one of those old school tall ashtrays between them for their cigarettes.”

What weird stuff have you found while touring homes?