Chuck Norris

Under Contract: Chuck Norris Doesn't Negotiate. He Waits. With a Machete Behind His Back

By Candy Evans / November 5, 2013 /

Sorry, I have been reading too many Chuck Norris jokes on this rainy day. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of who Chuck Norris decides will live. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares at them until he gets the…

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Rogers Healy Lists Walker, Texas Ranger's Home, Finds Closets Full of Fatigues and American Flag Headbands

By Joanna England / July 16, 2013 /

OK, that was a really lame Chuck Norris “fact.” To make up for it, here are a few that are better:

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling, “BANG!”

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just the Islands.
Now that we have it out of our system, let’s get down to the real facts: Rogers Healy just listed the 6512 Meadowcreek Drive, the home that served as famed roundhouse-kicking Texas Ranger Cordell Walker, for $1.2 million. With seven bathrooms and four bedrooms, I am sure it served the cast of the show starring martial arts legend Chuck Norris well.

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