Well, you could, but the wine cellar is a way more telling spot. First of all, an empty wine cellar usually means no one lives in the house except for a Castle Keeper. Ain’t no way a Castle Keeper is going to be drinking red wine. Secondly, when you move, you take the good wine with you and drink the rest secretly after dark. Third — and most vitally — who can afford wine when they are struggling to make a house payment?
Go ahead, put this one on your house checklist!