Every Realtor in Dallas is thrilled that Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks over the weekend. Why? Surely the young couple is going to need a Dallas pad — either a super sleek condo to crash when they are in town, or a home where they can nest and maybe get started on making Kris a grandmother again. I recall one episode when Kris was house hunting with Khloe back in LA, and she seemed to favor sprawling Mediterranean. At least, that’s what Kris liked FOR Khloe. Based on that episode, and what I know about her, let me suggest these listings:

6124 St. Andrews

Best house to guarantee that Kris and Chris and your sisters won’t stay long when they visit: 6124 St. Andrews: 7351 square feet but it only has one bedroom.

Looks like LA, and best home value if the whole gang wants to visit: 4501 Cherokee Trail, just reduced to $3.5 — over 6,000 square feet and a knock-out media room — very affordable Khloe, just try to get something this big at that price in Cali!

4501 Cherokee Trail

Or just go for broke with 10660 Strait Lane, Phil Romano’s house. Asking $12,500,000 and so fabulous I squeal when I write about it! More than 14,000 square feet and closer in, so you are only about 5 miles from HPV. I’ll tell you a secret: it’s been on the market a while, Khloe, and will probably not be jumping off the shelves any time soon. Make an offer!

10660 Strait Lane