Marisol Nichols plays Heather Cruz in GCB, a tough as nails (and single) Realtor who’s face is on every billbard in town. I thought she was great and loved her signs. So did the real Ebby Halliday, by the way, who I saw yesterday at a pre-birthday celebration. But you may not know I also got to PLAY a Realtor a few weeks ago for a Reality Show “sizzle reel” that is being shopped right now at the networks. I just wanted to play myself, Dirt Blogger, but the producers asked me to portray a Realtor and let me tell you, it was fun! After covering this beat all these years I think I know a thing or two about Realtors and what makes them tick-tock. A special thanks to all the REAL agents who participated in the Sizzle: Doris Jacobs, Ryan Streiff, Teffy Jacobs (she is so beautiful the producers wanted to create a whole ahow around her!), Myla Patton (adorable!), Callan Harrison & Tracy Glesby, who both rival Marisol in beauty, Brian Davis, and Laura Crowl, who came in right off the ranch.

So tell me: what do you think of my performance?