Maybe she was looking at homes up north of LBJ, but the Dallas Morning News says she was arrested in Murphy and booked into the Collin County jail, hence this oh-so-attractive photo with the towel draped around her neck, a Collin County hallmark. Update 4:45pm: Rhonda is such a beautiful woman, I could not stand that photo of her, so I have removed it. She has been released on $269 bail, a very interesting number, after her car was towed. (I hope it wasn’t the Bentley.) Rhonda last year divorced famed quarterback Troy Aikman, whose lavish Highland Park home is still on the market but has some serious buyers circling. Rhonda, who lives in Preston Hollow, was also reportedly signed on to be a part of a Bravo TV reality show called The Real Housewives of Dallas. Too bad they haven’t started shooting yet, eh? Oh and I think we should all reserve judgement ’till we hear if she maybe took an Ambien or something. There but for the grace…

By now you know that Deion Sanders’ estranged wife, Pilar was arrested and is having her morning coffee in the Collin County Jail. She has been charged with misdemeanor/assault. There was apparently an altercation yesterday at the Sanders’ Prosper home she still shares with the former Cowboys star.

A friend told me just last week that Deion and Pilar Sanders were  separated, but he wants them to live in the same house up there in Prosper, rather than sell it. Well, the house is humungous — 11,000 plus square feet. Deion just thinks it’s silly to buy another home when they can each have “wings”. He also has a place at The Azure. Recall that Pilar looked at a home in Rockwall last December, but Deion reportedly told her no.  Someone please send him “War of the Roses”, a flick starring Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas about a divorcing couple who try living in the same house because neither will give it up. Recall how that movie ended? Not pretty, not pretty at all.

Deion sent out several tweets Monday evening alleging that his wife and a female friend attacked him in his room, with their two boys watching. Sad.

“Pray for me and my kids now!” he tweeted. “They just witnessed their mother and a friend jump me in my room. She’s going to jail n I’m pressing charges!”