Chuck Norris Action Jeans
OK, that was a really lame Chuck Norris “fact.” To make up for it, here are a few that are better:
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling, “BANG!”
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just the Islands.
Now that we have it out of our system, let’s get down to the real facts: Rogers Healy just listed the 6512 Meadowcreek Drive, the home that served as famed roundhouse-kicking Texas Ranger Cordell Walker, for $1.2 million. With seven bathrooms and four bedrooms, I am sure it served the cast of the show starring martial arts legend Chuck Norris well.
