Friday Five Hundred: Gorgeous Condo at 588 Lofts Is Ready to Be The Life of Your Party

Dear Party People,

You know who you are. You’re the person who lives for Friday. You’ve got weekend plans solidified and RSVP’d weeks in advance. Your bar only has a top shelf. You have an iPod that has playlists for pretty much any occasion you or Martha Stewart could dream up. You have a cocktail repertoire even the most seasoned mixologist can envy.

And now you can have a b*tchin’ pad to match your soiree style.

You see, this amazing condo inside the 588 Lofts building was made for you. It has a kitchen that is so well-appointed that you’ll want for nothing, and if it turns out you do want for something, you can just mosey on upstairs and hit up the bar in the loft area. That’s right. TWO BARS.

And with two bedrooms, two and a half baths, and more than 2,400 square feet, you can entertain pretty much any crowd. This condo was completely updated and remodeled in 2006 to add some pretty genius features, including bamboo flooring throughout, wiring for whole-home entertainment, and two urinals (!) because no one wants to wait for the john, amiright?

There’s also a great little patio in this unit, a wonderful place to catch a breather when your throng of admirers becomes too much. And you know it will be. But you’ll be able to break up the crowd easily considering the two floors inside this ample unit. And you won’t have to worry about people getting lost on their way to your place because you’re on the first floor in Unit 125 after all.

And get this — you can score the perfect party pad inside this highly sought-after building for just $520,000. You’re welcome.

Sincerely,

Jo and the CandysDirt.com team

PS: YOU BETTER INVITE US TO YOUR HOUSEWARMING, OK?