Awful Lot of Sex (and Other Big Things) Going On in Some Dallas Neighborhoods…

Sometimes you need to know interesting things about the neighborhoods you choose to live in. Let’s take The Park Cities and Preston Hollow, and what goes on behind closed doors in Preston Center, where both communities ah, shall we say, shop. We get this hysterical story from Eric Nicholson at The Dallas Observer. In one of those nondescript office buildings on Westchester in Preston Center, not too far from the dance recital place, Dr. George Toledo and My Fit Foods, there is an Anti-Aging Clinic.

I think we used to go there for marriage counseling.

But this is not just any Anti-Aging Clinic. This one sent out a press release to advertise — I really have to just flat out quote Eric here, because I am totally blushing:

“… a “medical breakthrough.” It’s called the Priapus Shot®, and it supposedly makes your dick bigger. The clinic dispatched a press release about it on Friday. “The science is there,”Dallas Anti-Aging Institute medical director, Dr. Robert Newberry, says in a press release. “And the increase we’re seeing in penis length and girth is immediate and dramatic.”

Zach Tallon, age 53

Everythings bigger and better in Preston Hollow/Park Cities. Do read Eric’s story. I am just sort of wincing thinking of what’s going on in those rooms now. Guess it’s a whole lot more POTENT than the mid-marriage blahs “he says/she says” we used to dish out. Is this Zach Tallon guy, the owner, and this Dr. Charles Runnels really the secret to a lot of Park City/Preston Hollow men’s happiness? Could this clinic be raising property values, along with…

Dr. Charles Runnels

Then in far North Dallas, over on Kit Lane near Coit, Dallas police just busted a two-year old INTERNATIONAL prostitution ring that involved a couple massage parlors. A guy named  Quyen Thuc Ha, who operated the two spas, actually called a Dallas police detective on his desk phone, and  believed a monthly pay off of $2,500 would protect his two brothels from any police action. Maybe Ha should have bribed with the Priapus shots over dinero.

This is a listing on Kit Lane, a condo unit at 13340 Kit Lane, NOT the home where the working girls were arrested. This unit has been listed since Oct. 31 of 2012, and the price has been reduced from $96,500 to $75,000.  Obviously, the real estate in this part of Dallas is not hopping.

But some other things sure are.